While preparing to run out the door (late, as usual), I had Aleks make himself lunch. In addition to his grilled cheese sandwich, he got out a jar of olives and put one on a toothpick and decorated his sandwich. Then he took a bite out of it and noted how you always see sandwiches like that in shows and pictures. He's right. It's true. Then he got more olives and more toothpicks and made a little monster. Kid's a weirdo. My weirdo.